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All Star Haiku Fest

It's Paul Konerko
A one time Dodger farmhand
now on the White Sox

A ground rule double
He drove in the second run
Now he's on third

Now playing first base
catch the throw from Pierzynski
time for commercial

Stupid Subway guy
He's even worse than Jared*
*and he's my boyfriend

Road to Perdition
Feel good movie of Summer
I'm the first in line

Here's Barry Zito
Teddy Bear and Silk Pillow
He faced one batter

And the best of all
Piazza- starting catcher
RBI ground out

Eddie Guardado
He's wearing white shoes. WooHoo!
Strike out Andruw Jones

Johnny Damon
Left handed brother of Matt
It's an infield hit

Watch the stinkin' game
Or Tim McCarver laughing?
McCarver's a dork.

Johnny Damon runs
stole second, got to third, scored
Dog catches golf ball

Jamie itches knee
Look at the dog with golf ball
bite flea on his back

Miguel Tejada....

--It seems appropriate that my All-Star Haiku Fest was incomplete, just like the All-Star game itself, doesn't it?

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oh, the good old days

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