A lad named Frank wore a multicolored tie and a wool jacket everyday. Ned thought that Frank's wool jacket smelled like a bag of hogs. He said it had the fragrance of a common buffalo in a decorated container. And he said that the wool jacket had the odor of a slaughterhouse on a cool evening.
"If you constantly judge the odor of my jacket I will delay taking it off in your presence." Frank snorted.
And so every time that Frank came near, Ned would run away.
Hugh met Frank and said, "You have a defect that can only be helped by Freudian therapy."
"I am a fan of yours, Hugh. And so I will give therapy a try." said Frank.
Frank went through therapy and decided to give up his old jacket. His ex-girlfriend took him back, Ned stopped running away when he saw him, and Hugh was very proud. That Christmas, Frank donated the jacket to a poor Quaker child he met while learning to ski.
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*name changed for legal reasons
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