As Darren Flathead floated on his seat cushion toward dry land, all he could think of were the wonders that awaited him on that deserted island. Would there be a cd player with an endless supply of batteries along with copies of Hotel California, Machine Head, and Paranoid? Would Heidi Klum be there? How about a big screen TV and a fridge full of ribs? This was going to be awesome!
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Check the house, Eric. Check the... house.
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