One day a girl got home from school and her parents weren't at home. The phone rang.
"Hello?", said the girl.
"Haaar kcaaar hatrk!", said the person on the other end of the phone.
"Who is this?", said the girl.
And the answer again was, "Haaar kcaaar hatrk!"
The girl got really freaked out so she hung up. She ran around her house to see if anyone was there. She was still alone.
The phone rang again.
"Hello?", said the girl.
"Haaar kcaaar hatrk!", shouted the caller.
"Hello? Who is this?", cried the girl, "Why are you calling?"
And the caller gave the same, scary answer, "Haaar kcaaar hatrk!"
Now the girl was frantic. What did her parents tell her to do in this situation? Oh, yeah, she had to run across the street to her Grandma's house and wait until her parents came to get her.
The girl ran across the street to her Grandma's- looking both ways before she crossed, of course. She knocked on the door.
Grandma didn't answer. Oh yeah, Grandma never locks her door. She comes from a simpler time where all neighbors were friends and there were no bad guys. So the girl walked in.
When she got into her Grandma's house she heard the most horrible sound.
"HAAAR KCAAAR HATRK!!!", it was even louder at Grandma's house!
"Grandma! Grandma!! Where are you?!", the girl screamed as she ran through the house.
She ran into Grandma's bedroom. There was Grandma, lying next to the bed with the phone in one hand and a bag of chips in the other. She was choking!
"HAAAR KCAAAR HATRK!!!", said Grandma.
The girl did the Heimlich Maneuver on Grandma. Grandma was so happy. She didn't know how to repay the girl. So she offered her a Frito and walked her back home.
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